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Every year retailers lose 45 billion to shoplifters.
It's the job of loss prevention officers to protect against these shoplifters.
Only at shoplifter****
Alright miss, come on in. Have yourself a seat.
I don't even understand why I'm the only one in here.
I'm sure you're plenty hard. Your aggressive rant makes me think you would fuck a mailbox, so a crying girl should be no problem to your boner. However I stand by my previous suggestion, that you kill yourself. Preferably somewhere you wont leave a mess.