与新女孩出轨！

I'm so happy to meet you after all this time. Thank you for supporting me online this entire time.

I'm very happy to see that you're very handsome up close too.

You know, it's my very first time doing that. Because, you know, no one has been tempting enough.

And it's been so great that your wife isn't here since out of town.

But we won't tell her, right? So don't worry. My lips are totally sealed.