最大的黑鸡巴！

What are you doing in my backyard?

Well, I was actually just trying to take a shortcut home and happened to see you pretty much looking good in your bathing suit.

But it looked like you had trouble getting on your back and stuff.

Did you need help? Do you want some help putting some oil on your back?

Well, if you're here, you can make yourself useful, sure.