在你抽插你的鸡巴时闻我的内裤

Hey. I bet you're wondering why I have this football, aren't you?

Well, it's because I finally joined the lingerie football league.

I know you want to see me play lingerie football. You've mentioned it before.

Well, I've got a pretty mean arm, a really good throw, and a hot ass.

What do you think of my new football outfit?