我为你那没用的鸡巴准备了一个牢不可破的贞操器

Hi there! I have a surprise just for you! Do you want to know what it is? Are you eager to find out?

Well, it's something really special. Something that's going to, uh, bond us, so to speak.

Bring us closer together. Impact us in such a way that you're never going to stop thinking about me.

I'm going to be on your mind 24/7, every day of the week.

Do you know what this is? Well, just to refresh your memory, this is a Chastity device.