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So, you up for this then, Lims? Yeah? Well, you get your little manageress, Valerie, stuck

into her penalty box as much as you like, babe. But remember what this match is all

about. So then, she gets the ump. Nice bit of domestic. And that's Ben Dawson, star

striker, right up the car seat, innit? No mistake. Oh! Hello. Gav! Yeah, Anna James,

footballer's wife of the year. What's this all about then, Gav? Well, um, you know, I