巴西人或古巴屁股

We have taken our Cuban friend Marisol, who is famous because you made us do a shitty figure, nothing less than with the clergy.

So, Marisol, you want to say with your words what you have done on the papal plane.

I called Francesco and I said if I kindly gave you a passage and you instead you appropriated the famous bottle of wine that His Holiness drinks, which is the famous Dom Pérignon B.P. Bourbon of 1962.

No, it's a Jacques Cousteau of 1962.

Then what did you do? You stole some watches from the Swiss guards and all the rest.